Saturday, September 10, 2005

Best of Jan. 2005

Fundraising
A good idea. Not sure why it didn't catch on.
Money line: "Dear children of America. Santa Claus is not real."

Charles: two sentences to be translated for his Hindi presentation about his winter vacation
This reminds me of something I forgot to do that I can't do now. Oh well. It wasn't that good anyway.

Byron White to come out of retirement, rejoin Supreme Court next session
More relevant now than ever.
Money line: "I never wanted to leave the game forever," he said. "I tried commentary but it wasn't the same. I need to be out there on the bench making rulings, writing dissenting opinions, and being out there every night doing what I love to do."

Saddam Hussein learns the true meaning of Christmas
Just as irrelevant now as it ever was.
Money line: "From that day on, he was only concerned with letting those around him know how much he loved them and didn't talk about Erector anymore," Whitmore said. This attitude reportedly made Saddam's unwrapping of the Erector set on Christmas day all the sweeter.

Banana
Banana.
Money line: Banana.

Complete January Archives:
1226-0101
0102-0108
0109-0115
0116-0122
0123-0129
0130-0205

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