BREAKING: THE FORK LIVES MY DREAM
The Best Part: he walked up and i got a picture with him and then realized how stupid i felt contributing the any hysteria over jerrod fogle being there so i left feeling dirty and used
Pussy hurricane frightens pussies in North Carolina
The Best Part: "Oh jeez, the rain's really coming down," said North Carolina Gov. Mike Easley as he watched the hurricane reach shore from his spacious mansion. "How am I going to get to my car? I forgot my umbrella."
"I always forget my umbrella when it rains," Easley said, wringing his hands in trepidation.
Burglar
The Best Part: He saw my Big Wheel sitting in the yard and walked over to it, giving the wheel a kick and trying to decide if he wasn't too big to give it a ride. I pointed and my mom gasped. She ran out of the room, grabbed our rifle, and shot him in the leg.
The Letter People
The Best Part: Nobody wants to be put in the uncomfortable position of being seen with Q, the most awkward letter in the alphabet. At least X is fun and unpredictable; Mr. Q really has nothing to recommend him.
Synopsis of my new 326 page spy-thriller "The Knotted Noose" followed by an excerpt from page 323
The Best Part: He closed his eyes and took a breath -- he thought he might be too exhausted to finish it after all -- but his finger gripped the trigger and then CRASH he was hit by a comet.
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